Title: Tie Lube Radio Advertisement (Production Script)
Client/Sponsor: Online Distribution Services
Air Date(s): TBD
| SFX: Bach’s Saint John Passion (played by a violin, a cello, a harp, and a piano) begins playing for five seconds then fades. | |
| Woman: | Hey babe, your suit looks great but your tie looks like shit. |
| Man: | But I love this and I bought to replace my favorite tie that wore out last month. |
| Woman: | Babe, I love you but, I am not going out with you tonight if you are going to wear that tie. |
| SFX: Music fades in with at tempo times 2 | |
| Announcer: | You know you have been there and now there is a better way. Tie Lube. Tie Lube helps to lubricate ties preventing dryness, cracking and pilling. Imagine your tie soft, supple and smooth as a good woman’s backside. |
| SFX: Music fades in with at tempo times 2 | |
| Woman: | Babe, you look so sharp I could cut myself if I touched you. |
| Man: | Thanks, honey Tie Lube keeps my ties in the best shape so soft and supple you can’t help yourself from touching it. |
| Woman: | Oh, I just love feeling your tie. It feels so smooth. |
| SFX: Music fades in with at tempo times 2 | |
| Announcer: | Tie Lube, you will look slick, I guarantee it. |
| SFX: Music plays for five seconds slowly fading out. |